Recent posts by SergeantPepper on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / The Council of Offtopica

Psst, guys, don’t tell him he’s actually not an ambassador.

Topic: Off-topic / The Council of Offtopica

Okay, okay, you can be ambassador.

Topic: Off-topic / The Council of Offtopica

Yes! I am officially in the lead! I win again!

Topic: Off-topic / The Council of Offtopica

You’re just a hobo with a cool hat.

Topic: Off-topic / I just turneded 15.

Double entendre, you see.

Topic: Off-topic / The Council of Offtopica

He joined before me you know.

Topic: Off-topic / I just turneded 15.

Hookers are on me!

Topic: Off-topic / The Council of Offtopica

Well, this is pretty stupid.

It is, but there’s nothing else to do.

Topic: Off-topic / I just turneded 15.

Quiet, old person.

Topic: Off-topic / The Council of Offtopica

First off, who the hell are you?

Topic: Off-topic / I just turneded 15.

yay!

Topic: Off-topic / The Council of Offtopica

she has more.

has.

Topic: Off-topic / The Council of Offtopica

You have 8 posts. Why are you talking like that?

Topic: Off-topic / What are you going to do with your "life"?

A Japanese game show about eating marshmallows?

Hehe, it’s funny.

Topic: Off-topic / What are you going to do with your "life"?

I don’t get it.

Topic: Off-topic / The Council of Offtopica

Can I be a Council member? I’m pretty active.

Topic: Off-topic / What are you going to do with your "life"?

I don’t get it.

Topic: Off-topic / WTF Moments

Shoulda took a picture.

Topic: Off-topic / WTF Moments

We all know you liked it.

Topic: Off-topic / WTF Moments

I was at my cousin’s house, when I looked out the window a strange Chinese man was walking across the lawn only wearing his briefs. It was more gob smacking than it was funny.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Merry Freaking Christmas

I told a man “Merry Christmas” about 3 days before Christmas last year.

He was really angry and tried to lecture me or something

I then ran out the store yelling “Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!”.

Topic: Off-topic / What are you going to do with your "life"?

I can just take a magical youth potion.

Topic: Off-topic / What are you going to do with your "life"?

WHAT?!

NOOO!

Topic: Off-topic / Who here plays...

You fail epeliptically.

Topic: Off-topic / Skinning alive

I would skin something dead, but not alive.