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Topic: Off-topic / Jokes

A fiver-year-old boy walks into church andis staring at a huge list of names. Soon, the pastor comes in and sees him and stands right next to him.

“Why are all those names up there, Pastor?”
“Those are the names of all those who died in service.”
“Oh.”
A solemn silence follows until the little boy asks one more question.
“The 8:30 or the 10:30?”

Topic: Serious Discussion / Racism... Why!?

It is because of corruption, power, and differences. Corrupt people who are in a position of power in a government try to keep their position no matter what. To divert attention they will find a group of people or an individual who is different and setart persecuting them. Also for living space. In the USA Native Americans were forced off their lands whenever valuable resources was discovered on their land and when people settled there and made false accusations against the so called “savages”. No matter what, so long as we are all individufals racism and hatred will still be around.

Topic: Off-topic / Jokes

While the congregation waited for the church sermon to begin, the devil appeared in the front. Everyone rushed to the door except for one 65 year old man. The devil was stunned. Was he losing his touch? He went over and asked the guy, “You know who I am?” “Yep.” “You know I can torture you and make your flesh burn for all of eternity?” “Yep.” “You know I can make you suffer so much that you will end up in a home where people will talk to you like you are stupid?” “Yep.” “Then how come you aren’t afraid of me!?” “Been married to your sisterfor 42 years now.”

Topic: Serious Discussion / 5 Top Military Commanders in History

1. Chief Joseph of the Nez Perces-He was able to beat the Americans in 3 battles with substantially less soldiers and less modern weapons. He would have gotten his tribe to freedom but he decided to rest 20 miles away from the Canadian-American border. 2. Geronimo of the Apache-He was able to to do anything to both the Mexicans and the Americans because both were unable to find him. He gave up willingly only once. When he went on the warpath again the only way he was defeated was by soem traitors of his tribe who tracked him down. 3. Shaka Zulu pf the Zulu warriors in Southern Africa-He was able to conquer all Zulu nations and unite them under one banner and he became a legendary figure in Zulu history. Before the Battle of Nwdwande against the British, years after Shaka was murdered, his legend enable the Zulus to defeat the British in the first major battle of the war against the British. 4. Von Lettow-Vorbeck, leader of the Germans in the German East African Campaign-Vorbeck had no communication to any other Germans outside of German East Africa and had only 300 white soldiers and 7,000 askaris. They were equipped with poor weapons and faced an overall force of 300,000 soldiers. A total of 300 generals were also sent there to defeat him. The only time he gave up was whenhe found out that the war was over. 5. Nathan Bedford Forrest-He was able to deal numerous defeats and raid the North without ever getting caught. And he had no military training at