Recent posts by xyz702 on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / what power u would pick and why

I want the power to control the interwebs…

My brain couldnt handle it

Topic: Off-topic / Your opening theme song

Marilyn Manson : The Love Song

nutin more

Topic: Off-topic / Favorite band instrument.

Tenor Saxophone FTW

Topic: Off-topic / Think of a Death...

Painless- sleeping while being shot in the head
agonizing.. being shot in the leg.. then in the thigh then the arms… then body..then bleeding to death
epic- getting round house kicked by Chuck Norris

Topic: Off-topic / Do you like your teacher?

O_O

My band teacher rawks… He’s like.. a god on Saxophone

Topic: Off-topic / how to survive zombie attack

Melee Wep: Old sword in my bard
short range: Wut every gun I can find
Medium/Long: gun
Defence: idk
Base: Church

Topic: Off-topic / If you could make anything...

The perfect MMO.. complete freedom… No assholes

Topic: Off-topic / What type of Final Fantasy Job Class are you?

You Scored as Bard

You’d be best as a bard. You like to blow on flutes, and sing and play the harp. Not many do, and this job is so rare, parties will dump red mages for you, especially if you do a good job at casting 3 spells for hours on end.

Summoner / Beastmaster
81%
Bard
81%
Black Mage
78%
Red Mage
72%
Ranger
69%
Dragoon
69%
White Mage
63%
Dark Knight
56%
Paladin
44%
Ninja
38%
Samurai
34%
Thief
28%
Warrior
25%

Topic: Off-topic / Winamp vs. Windows Media Player

I use WMP for all my media needs…and I’ve only used Winamp once.. we WMP FTW

Topic: Off-topic / Couple at starbucks

Topic Title: So I saw a couple at Starbucks

I saw this girl meet a guy at Starbucks. ( she works there) They were talking and then HE ASKED HER OUT. She looked about a month older than him. For some reason I followed them. They kissed in the pale moonlight. It was really romantic. She started unbottoning his shirt and pants and was kissing her way down his chest. she looked up to him with the most seductive eyes and said “No thanks, I had Reeses for breakfast” and he said" " No Way. you had candy for breakfast" she replied " Not candy! Reeses puffs cereal!" so she sliiiiided a bowl of them to him. He crunches into it ( It screamed) and WHAM! His dick went crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking his taste buds! She zips his pants back up and says" And it’s part of this complete breakfast ( I want her for breakfast)

Topic: Off-topic / omg (story)

The guy on the phone is god

Topic: Off-topic / google fight

Mom :182,000,000 results

Dad:116,000,000 results

Topic: Off-topic / What's your talent ?

I can play MMOs for hours

Topic: Off-topic / Voting Booth(no president voting)

1. neither
2. Vanilla chocolate swirl
3.School
4.God

Topic: Off-topic / 5 Facts About Yourself.

14
The only thing i like about school is band
I cant stop playing Guitar Hero
I am a guy
I enjoy my church

Topic: Off-topic / Did you know?

I really dont want to know what thats made of..

I really hope it isnt made out of what it looks like

Topic: Off-topic / Thread on zakia's failure.

I tend to think of aC as.. Chuck Norris of Kong..

He messes up for teh lulz… and he getz bored so you make new accounts that he can ban ^^

Topic: Art / Anyone animate by hand?

Lets see sum stuff.. Im interested

Topic: Off-topic / Who watches SNL?

your mom…and half of america

Topic: Off-topic / The best way to get a song out of your head.(Without using a hammer)

How can you not like MetalShell… Seriously.. and Uzu deserves it

Back on topic.. Have you tryed playin vidya gaems

Topic: Off-topic / Favorite Forum

Off-Topic.. but I do lean towards the Art Forum sometimes

Topic: Off-topic / Why are you here?

… Why would you do that.. We could care less about who you are…

But I came here by bordom.. and following Listles post ^^

Topic: Off-topic / what would you do if you wer a king?!

Why be a king.. when you could be a lowly Blacksmith.. thats what I’d rather be ^^

Topic: Off-topic / Walkthrough: How to have a life..

I consider level the 20 the limit for not being a noob anymore.

you call people newbs by level.. we call it by post count…

and having a life here… is like having no life… because your life.. should be here…

Topic: Off-topic / The best way to get a song out of your head.(Without using a hammer)

… I play Meat Boy.. the frustration replaces the song..