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TheDarkFlame Forest

I am stalking through the shadowed forest, watching this “warrior” with his enchanted sword. The man has no idea he is being followed, as I have not made a sound. If he bothered to look up, he might see a patch of darkness that fits in perfectly with the tree canopy. I am following him to a point where he stops. I have no idea what my master wishes me to do or what he suspects to gain from this inept man’s replacement. I can’t see it myself. Dropping from above, I land behind him with the tip of one of my sai gently piercing his neck. “Wha…!” I interrupt him before he can raise alarm. “You make a single sound and I will kill you. You will die and achieve nothing. Understood?” I drag him into the shadows. I don’t care if he understands, I just want answers. He’s dead anyway. “Tell me, where are you going?” I whisper in his ear, and force the point of my weapon slightly, gently persuades him to talk. “I. I. I’m heading t. t.” his stammering is getting on my nerves, but I patiently wait. He continues, “Heading to the p. p. place m. marked on the ma. map…” This tells me all I need to know, and explains why he wasn’t even looking for danger. The useless cretin had no idea how to read a map, and had used all the effort his grey matter could muster to read this. I need to check that I am right on the final part though… “What instructions await you afterwards?” I tear a line down his cheek with my blade, just because it feels good to see his pain, the fear in his eyes. “I’m ge. getting fu. fu. Further ins…” I cut him off again, as his stammering is going to take all day, and I already get the point. I don’t want to be late. “You get instructions at this location?” He just nods, accidentally digging my blade into his cheek. What a useless warrior I have found. He has muscle, and probably is skilled with his blade, but neither helps him as I have him bound to a tree, helpless. “Tell me… What is your name?” I realize this may be important later on. “Ace,” Simple enough to remember. “Well, goodbye Ace. Enjoy whatever afterlife you may have the displeasure of visiting.” I force my blade into his throat and watch the light fade from his dying eyes. I’m a cruel, heartless person, I think to myself, as I walk away dressed in his attire, which fits almost perfectly by a happy coincidence, and his enchanted sword in a scabbard on my back. Well, that’s who I was. Now, I’m Ace, with my enchanted sword and my lack of any idea where I am going or what I am doing.

RMcD Forest

Tall fir trees speared into the sky at regular intervals, the thick canopy of dark green needles blotted out all but the thinnest rays of light. In these golden shafts tiny dots of dust spun round and round, hypnotically drawing you to watch. They danced in the shafts venturing into the shadows, or spiralling downwards once their energy was exhausted. The forest was strangely quite, and in the dim light the trees had gnarled faces, with empty eyes watching you, always watching you, following your every movement. Shuddering I pressed these thoughts to the back of my mind. Another half an hour more lost in the forest, to me it seems like I’ve past the same tree thousands of times, if I hadn’t scarred each one. The endless forest stretches into darkness, but oh, what is that? Moving closer to the spark of light, I see lying in a shaft of light, a small short blade, similar to a glacis. On closer inspection the tip is stained with blood, neither old nor new. I hear the brush of cloth upon wood, and press myself against the tree, its scaly bark digging through my robe into my skin. I notice a darker patch of darkness moving towards the light. Shaped like a human, it walks casually; unaware of the pain I could put him in. He moves into the light, I see now that this bandit is young, no more than 17, unused to the harshness of life which is an outlaw. He is wearing a brown cloak, wrapped around him to shield against the cold I barely notice. I let a touch of a smile brush my lips, before retaining the expressionless face I have worked so long on. My curved short dagger, Silent Death, presses against the centre of his spine, my gloved hand moves across his open mouth, muffling the screams. “Goodnight,” I whisper softly in his ear, slowing digging my dagger into his body paralyzing him. However he could still feel pain. His green young eyes stare at me in fear. I smile gently at them, before driving my dagger into each eye. I make my mark on his skull, <♦>, before gently slicing his throat. Wasn’t that nice…?

TheDarkFlame Forest

Stalking through the forest, taking a roundabout route to the place Ace was supposed to be travelling to, I have found a corpse. The guy is definitely dead, blood everywhere. Someone wasn’t very tidy. No matter. I’m following the blood trail, trying to find this bizarre murderer,

RMcD Forest

I watch another young bandit examine the dead body. He seems unused to his clothes and his face gives the impression of knowledge and cruelty, very careful and always alert. On an instinct, I duck behind the tree, lying flat on the floor. Someone moves out of the shadows behind the bandit, sword raised above his head. He takes two steps and swings. The sword slices through empty air. The new person’s head rolls from its body, which collapses. I was amazed at this display of skill and the speed in which he had performed the kill. I watched his face as it happened and realized this was no bandit; they do not have such an expression of joy and cruelty when killing. I knew now that this person was dangerous. He had a job and would do it. I was not sure if I could beat him in a straight fight, but I guessed it would end in stalemate. I decided to follow him, keeping a safe distance.

TheDarkFlame Forest

That bizarre sign is haunting my mind. There is something about it that horrifies but fascinates you. The blood trail has run out by now, but the man’s footsteps aren’t hard to track. He may be quite, but he does leave an impression. I see movement up ahead. Keeping at my steady pace, I go to walk past the tree. Let him believe I hadn’t noticed him for now, see his motives. I hear footfalls behind me. This opponent is an idiot, and I’m glad this isn’t the man I’ve been wasting my time following. I spin round him as he takes a swipe. A massive overpowered downwards strike, the sort you would use to chop wood. The sword is going to stick at least a foot or two into the mud. Now time is moving at my command. He is halfway through his swing, and I can see the fear in this one’s eye. He must be from the same batch as Ace; he had very little idea what he was doing. I bring my quarterstaff round, first the blunt end knocking him backwards, and then the coup de grace. He dies before his sword even reaches the soft ground. The blade cleaves into his throat with a noise that brings out a laugh from my dark heart. It tears through his spine, removing his head from his shoulders like a public execution. It barely feels worth it, killing such a man. Any other day I’d have left him unconscious, but I had serious business to perform. I waste no time today. I check the body, and scrounge from the beheaded corpse what I can find. He has good boots as well, but they wouldn’t fit me. I heft the sword out of the ground, sheath it and tie it to my pack. My trophy count is getting bigger all the time. I walk away, letting the hidden watcher believe he has the element of surprise. Will I have to take a trophy from him, I wondered…

RMcD Forest

He seems to be walking in a random direction; strangely he does not mark the trees. He walks in the direction I came from, noticing the scores on the trees. He turns left after 40 yards, towards a large beam of light in the distance. It signifies a clearing. Unexpectedly he stops; I freeze a foot hovering in the air. Knowing the keeping it held up for long will make a longer noise when dropped, I gently place it on the damp dark brown soil. The man looks towards me, straight into my eyes. He has seen me, running would be futile. I raise my hands in a peace sign, slowly moving towards him. He has made no move to draw any weapon. Stopping at 10 meters away, I drop my hands, always tense. He will not catch me off guard.

TheDarkFlame Forest

I check the map, to make sure I am heading to the right area. He is still behind me; I can hear his steps very faintly, not quite in sync with mine. He is good, I’ll give him that. But he won’t be expecting this. I stop, and can almost hear him straining to be deathly silent. Ace’s instructions would be waiting for me in that clearing. I turn and look straight at my stalker. He’s about my age; his green cloth is good camouflage in this forest if the bloodstains weren’t too prominent. All in all, he could be a threat. Of course, that all depend on his intentions. He is closing in, but looking at his hands he is signalling for peace. He stopped 10 meters away, and didn’t seem too keen to draw a weapon. If one of us decided to strike, the other would have a blade in his hands before half the distance was crossed. I stared straight at him and peered through the window to his soul. His eyes were cold and dark, but there was a glimmer in there. This man was no normal person.

RMcD Forest

We lock eyes, each of us staring intently into the others soul. I assess him. We were around the same age, the same height, and as far as I can judge the same weight. We would be equally matched. I notice a map clasped in his hand, I give it little thought, but it proves something. He has a mission, and from the look in those dark eyes, I know he doesn’t do this because he is bored. “A man of your skill, working for someone.” I scoff. “You can’t be needing money.” “What would possess him to accept such a job,” I thought, as I waited for a reply.

TheDarkFlame Forest

My tail finally finds its voice. “A man of your skill, working for someone.” He seems to be mocking me, as if it’s a joke. “You can’t be needing money.” So, he seems to understand that money isn’t the only reason people act. Unlike those petty lapdogs that do whatever their master says in exchange for some “precious” metal. I’m sure the man I beheaded didn’t want any more metal after the taste he had. “You have a keen eye.” Maybe he will be useful. Still, he had a loud mouth on him. Maybe he could back up his arrogance with his ability. Still, I would have to see. “The thrill of adventure, the fun of the chase, the glory of the hunt, that is what life is about.” He seemed to be listening to me, although I couldn’t tell if he agreed with my philosophy…

RMcD Forest

I noticed his approval at my words. Then I heard his voice; “You have a keen eye.” He paused “The thrill of adventure, the fun of the chase, and the glory of the hunt. That is what life is about.” I had heard this philosophy before, usually by an adventurer lying at my feet, treasure clutched in their hand, eyes always watching my blade, as it carved out shapes in the air. I agreed somewhat with it. I decided to see if he could defend this philosophy, with the same questions spoken 1,000 times. “And your life, do you not fear for it?” “Imagine a rich business man, always hunted by assassins. He has to be lucky every single time he is attacked. The assassins however need only be lucky once.” “One well-aimed throwing knife and your life is over, one mistake and all your adventures are over.” I paused to let my words sink in. I could see he was ready to speak. “Is it not better to live a long life, marry a woman and have children, is this not enough thrill for you to see your children grow into adulthood.” “Or a short life, spent eternally in fear, always in danger, to be ended so young, soul stained with blood. Is that not a wasted life?” I waited for his reply.

TheDarkFlame Forest

I considered whether it was worth playing his little game, the little question-and-answer session he was starting. It clearly wasn’t, this area was too open and we would be sitting ducks if someone happened to look our way.       
  “We can talk later; right now there are other problems. And it’ll be better to avoid than kill at the moment. Kill enough people and others start to take notice. Now move.” I beckoned to him to get a move on. There were dens all over this wilderness, hidden inside bushes and up in trees. We needed to get to shelter, where we wouldn’t have to watch every shadow in fear for our own lives.

RMcD Forest

“We can talk later; right now there are other problems. And it’ll be better to avoid than kill at the moment. Kill enough people and others start to take notice. Now move.” His avoidance of the question made me wonder if he had other reasons than the ones he stated. I was unsure to trust him, and wondered if he would slit my throat while I slept. As it was I was too tired to care, I would stay alert as long as I could, before sleeping. Even as I watched the forest slowly got darker. I nodded. 
 “Okay, lead the way.” He led me off, away from the clearing where a fire had been lit. Even as I thought it over, I realized that I had not even been alert, if someone had attacked me during my speech I would surely have been cut down. I scolded myself, as we moved into a thicker section of forest.

Topic: Off-topic / MAKE SOMETHING COOL WITH YOUR KEYBOARD

Cheater.

Topic: Off-topic / {sign ups}Cleverest person on kongregate. (game)

Me too, I guess.

Topic: Technical Support / Games are screwed up! (Pic)

I had something vaguely similar (that is, the source appearing where content should be, not sure about the “referring to self IP” since I never noted this down) happen to me with Kong and a few other pages, sometimes it would just happen when my net was acting really wonky but at one point the thing got persistent. Multiple refreshes with clearing the cache would eventually make the page load but it was most annoying and time consuming. I never really determined the exact problem but it seems changing either my virus protection or firewall helped, if the problem is persistent you may want to try disabling one or the other and checking if it helps, if it does you’ll at least know what might be causing this, if it doesn’t you’ll have to look for some other solution.

Topic: Off-topic / The uses of Duct Tape

Lol, how do your feet die?

I was hiking in Snowdonia. It was wet. Very wet. Blisters love wet feet. But blisters don’t love duct tape!

Topic: Off-topic / The uses of Duct Tape

65.) socks
66.) shoes
67.) shirt
68.) hat

Topic: Off-topic / Rate The Persons Username Above you

Simple and Effective, Amiron. 9/10

Topic: Off-topic / Rate The Persons Username Above you

6/10 because I´m getting confused reading this name O.o

Topic: Technical Support / Games are screwed up! (Pic)

no, I have seen javascript linking to own IP’s before, it is quite rare though in some Java clients and stuff. Not sure why its happening here though.

EDIT: Plus, why would he want to hack this game? Its easy as hell.

Topic: Technical Support / Ads makin me LAG!

or getting the latest version of Firefox…...

Topic: Games / Free Rider 2 Tracks

One of my longest yet i call it upside down land

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Topic: Games / Free Rider 2 Tracks

just a short lvl

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Topic: Technical Support / Ads makin me LAG!

kongregate isn’t going to remove the ads, that’s their only source of income. try clearing your cache

Topic: Technical Support / Games are screwed up! (Pic)

i think a javascript that links to your own computer is rather compelling proof

Topic: Technical Support / My chatroom is non-existent!!!

yes

Topic: Games / Platform Racing 2 Tournament Round 2 has started!! NO MORE SIGN UPS!!!

I want to join the next competition. Ranking: 24 Pacific Time Zone

Topic: Off-topic / {sign ups}Cleverest person on kongregate. (game)

cool, lets start then.

Topic: Art / Make your own army!

harebrain most of ur guys r naked

You pervert! They’re not naked. They’re wearing invisibility suits that turn invisible!

Topic: Collaborations / Are you funny?

Their backgrounds are either real and edited with photoshop or made with a 3D program and edited with photoshop…also the creator spends a week on each of his comics…

Topic: Off-topic / {sign ups}Cleverest person on kongregate. (game)

Right we will make a start. Rules of the game.

Always whisper the answers to me for the quizzies and puzzles. If its a game, then take a screenshot of the scores and post here. The most important rule is to have fun. Follow kongregate rules at all times.

First up Coded Messages.

The clue is Forwards and Backwards.

1. vfkdnnd un ugf bmdwfqfru ofsrpm pm lnofqffbsf.

2. ugjr jt evm

Thinks thats it. Can you crack it?????

Topic: Off-topic / The uses of Duct Tape

Lol, how do your feet die?

64) Face mask, tape it all over your face and you won’t get the sneezes anymore..

Topic: Games / Cabal MMO

K, but just though lots of ppl came here so maybe some1 would know…

Indeed lots of people visit here, but I dont think many, if any play the game your on about.

Topic: Games / Platform racing 2: how to get backwards hat??

I believe jiggmin is one of the people who has 5 hats. I saw someone wearing a crown (hat). When they touched the mines, nothing happened to the player. I don’t think you can actually lose that hat.

I got my exp hat when I was ranked 21 or 22 I believe. It is very rare. I only saw it like five times.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Ouija board real or not?

they could be ‘thA GurL who DIED in this howse!’ or they could be ‘the great mother spirit that brings me feminine power from within’ or ‘thems little grey buggers in the flyin discs’.

or greg? ;P

no, ouija boards are doors to the subconscious at best, complete bull at worst.

the pain thing on the other hand is a different story. my best friend is adept at reiki, and i can tell you it works. she isn’t into any esoteric stuff (apart from that, you could say) and doesn’t know how it works either, but she relieved me of serious pain several times. she’s not talking any of that “energy projection” and “chi flow” stuff, she got a reiki treatment as a teenager and wanted to know what it’s about, so she began learning it and found it working.

Topic: Off-topic / Bigger Brother 2! Game started

Bigger Brother would like prove on your scores. At the end of your game, please do a screenshot of your score and post it here.