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avatar for skullz98 skullz98 75 posts

who am i? i live in a far away kingdom. i go down tubes. and my favorite color is red… guess who it is and then create your own who am i puzzle.. be creative see if you can make one that no one can guess who it is.. please use real people or characters

 
avatar for listle6 listle6 971 posts

your super mario duuuuh

 
avatar for nitsuj95 nitsuj95 162 posts

Who am I? I revolutionized something, I created many well known characters, and I am Japanese.

 
avatar for primehunter74 primehunter74 17 posts

Who am I? I have a beard, my singing melts your brain, and the boogyman checks his closet for me… and it is not who you think it is. Trust me, all the ppl who will guess will get it wrong.

 
avatar for Pink_Fuzzy_Bunny Pink_Fuzzy_B... 2339 posts

It’s not chuck norris?

 
avatar for RMcD RMcD 3182 posts

The boogeyman doesn’t eexsist so how can he check hi closet.

The answer is noone.

 
avatar for PetDot PetDot 41 posts

Who am I?

I love to swim.

IMMA DOLPHIN SILLEH GOOSE

 
avatar for KillerSamos KillerSamos 11 posts

COOOOOKIES!

who am i?

 
avatar for OuTrIgHtChAoS OuTrIgHtChAoS 368 posts

KillerSamos

v Who are you? v

 
avatar for ewllakcus ewllakcus 176 posts

I KNOW THIS!!!ITS SONIC!!!! XD

 
avatar for TheDarkFlame TheDarkFlame 1911 posts

“Who am I? I have a beard, my singing melts your brain, and the boogyman checks his closet for me”..

It’s Hannah Montana.

 
avatar for MaxFizz MaxFizz 405 posts

i like to dance, who am i?

 
avatar for listle6 listle6 971 posts

im chinese karate is my thing (im not jet lee!)

 
avatar for MaxFizz MaxFizz 405 posts

jakichan?

 
avatar for ZachAttack ZachAttack 1311 posts

How about this one:

I was the 17th in line for the throne of the Holy Brittanian Empire, but my mother was killed, and my sister maimed. Now I assassinate members of the Royal Family and wage war against Brittania using a possibly demonic power named Geass, that lets me control people. I also have a terrorist organization under my control.

Need more?

 
avatar for KilleroftheGods KilleroftheGods 1061 posts

Anne!

 
avatar for buckle1111 buckle1111 21 posts

my freinds name is patrick i work at a fast food restaurant and i like karate

 
avatar for buckle1111 buckle1111 21 posts

i make the big decisions. i get to decide who is right or wrong. people call me a mod….. and im not very fair at all…......

 
avatar for buckle1111 buckle1111 21 posts

lol im phoenix the mod ahahaha

 
avatar for Mikeylowd Mikeylowd 39 posts

I’ll last forever, i am small, and I’m closer to u then what you think, who am I???

 
avatar for Bhezjan Bhezjan 36 posts

One of those posters who said that they died when they are 6 and will kill you if you don’t post this alot of times (or you).


And the answer to ZachAttack, its Lelouch Vi Brittania.

 
avatar for UnitedRebellion UnitedRebellion 699 posts

WHO AM I?

Be warned, this list goes for a loooooooong time.

  1. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  1. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  1. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  1. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  1. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  1. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  1. Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
  1. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
  1. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  1. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  1. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
  1. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  1. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  1. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  1. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
  1. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
  1. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
  2. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
  1. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
  1. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72… and they’re all poisonous.
  1. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ‘til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ‘til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
  1. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
  1. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
  2. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
  1. Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken’s famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
  1. CNN was originally created as the “Chuck Norris Network” to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

    And the best one:

  1. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
 
avatar for Bhezjan Bhezjan 36 posts
I don’t get UnitedRebellion’s post, soooooo…
...I have 4 pairs of legs, fangs, not all of my species is deadly, and a person can become immune to most of my kinds venom if you take enough each day to get used to it and the pain it brings. What Species am I? Note: I said Species, not kind or name . Hint: It starts with A.
 
avatar for skullz98 skullz98 75 posts

thats easy arachnid or something like that

 
avatar for ZachAttack ZachAttack 1311 posts

And the answer to ZachAttack, its Lelouch Vi Brittania.

O.o

How in the #### did you get that correct? I thought that there was like 3 Geass Fans on Kong!