Phatcat

I’m Phatcat

“Think card-based, tag-team, rock-paper-scissors Street Fighter with +10 awesomeness.”

“For this week’s challenge, score [insert simultaneously too easy and too difficult number here] points in [insert name of defense game here] to unlock the [insert name of card lacking boobage to elicit further complaints since end of Amazon series] card!”

“no phat, this is KONGREGATE”
-renny141

“I don’t know if it was the dim lighting, the soft floor pillows or the piano player in the corner but the lair is now my favorite hangout. Pull up a pillow, tell us a story and make yourself at home.”

-gamergrl

As long as it doesn’t screw things up or look terrible.

-Arcane Coder

Prevent the evil vehicles from, uh, reaching the other side of the screen (bastards!) to unlock the Origami Crane card.

Zina the beast Mistress is my favorite card.

“And yes i think the medium badge looks like boy bits” -alisonclaire 2008

“jeeze this isn’t even beating a dead horse, it’s more like gently prodding a comatose mouse with a piece of damp straw.”

-Unproductive

I just hit a 60 card deck on 30/05/08

I broke 100 fans! today June 03

“it’s not possible (or desirable) for the moderator team to act as an omnipresent fascist force to destroy all swearing.” -Damijin

“Over analysis + demands = win? This is a dramatic ‘mountain out of a molehill’ case.” -arcaneCoder [M]

“169 kills (normal mode) – Note that this badge is currently a little messed up; you need to die on the final boss if you wish to acquire it. It will be fixed soon to properly award upon defeating the final boss. But in the meantime, you must choose between the badge and glory! …”

“Pepe LePwned -Greg”

“So what I would LOVE is for the Kongregate staff to create a COAUTHOR so that we can sharesy-wheresy the content author.” -Jmtb02

“It doesn’t matter if you are Christian, Atheist or arcaneCoderist; since it’s your contribution to peace and enjoyment here that matters.”

- arcaneCoder

“NO SLEEP UNTIL EVERYONE IS BANNED”

- Matt