Felixoo7

Rach’s Relationship Advice:

Any lonely bastards out there with only their hand to have fun with?

Here’s Rachela’s relationship advice.
Go up to some random in the street and say “Hi,” etc.
Break into tears and say, “Sorry, my dog just got hit by a car and he — * sob * I LOVE HIM AND I JUST NEED A HUG!” Next, find some roadkill and say "This is what’s left of my dog. "
BAM.
Instant relationship.